Who am I?

Good question. Here’s the nearest I can figure it: I am…

In case that’s not enough, here are some more facts:

A Random Selection of Bad Habits I Have

  • Using swearwords, even in front of my mother
  • Confusing the words “restaurant” and “hotel” in my own mother tongue
  • Getting toothpaste on everything

And, to be balanced:

A Random Selection of Good Habits I Have

  • Conserving resources semi-fanatically
  • Promoting free stuff, like my own software
  • Flossing regularly

  1. A Japanese person recently asked me whether this means my wife is rich. No, I said, sorry, it doesn’t.